April
onward

afk
cat

I got up for one minute. Somebody picked up the chair with me still in it.

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back in 5left this on the desk in April. still accurate in spirit.
AFK Cat slumped in an office chair
1,940 m

They carried the chair up a mountain

AFK Cat in his chair on a mountain ridge

Two hours of walking, for a view. I kept my eyes at the setting they were already at. Somebody near me used the word breathtaking and I let it pass.

did not stand
sea
level

Then the beach, which got sand in the wheels

AFK Cat in his chair on a beach

That sand is a permanent feature of the chair now. The sea was extremely loud about itself for four straight hours and nobody asked it to stop.

did not stand
golden
hour

And a lavender field at sunset, apparently

AFK Cat in his chair in a lavender field at sunset

Everyone went quiet when the sun went down. I was told afterwards that I had missed it. I was facing it the entire time with my eyes mostly shut, which I count as attending.

did not stand

The desk is still there. So is the work. So am I, technically.

Being away from the keyboard is not a decision you keep making. You make it once, badly, on an ordinary afternoon, and then the world quietly builds itself around your absence and nobody sends a follow up. If the chair stops moving I will reconsider. It has not stopped moving.
AFK Cat CA: soon